• me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
• me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing

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wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

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snapchatting:

fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post

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squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

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gaychristianprivilege:

sext:

 

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