takinoverswag:

takinoverswag:

why do seagulls fly over the sea

because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

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egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

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eatasammich:

“you are what you eat”

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inbox:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

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pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

(via thebitchpudding)

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• Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
• Me: *Scrolls past*

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macaronivevo:

yeah im a gamer girl(:

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that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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majortvjunkie:

it’s ok if you hate me as long as I hated you first

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niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

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